Joseph's prayers

Dear Heavenly Father

Thank you for the potatoes, crisps, lettuce, cheese, tuna, beans and what's that corn?

'Yes'

Thank you for the corn, please bless it. In the name of Jesus Christ

Amen

Dear Heavenly Father

Thank you for the cereal, milk and a spoon and a bowl.

Please bless it in the name of Jesus Christ Amen

Bishop Goring whose advice was to be specific in prayer would be very pleased :)